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Elizabeth Spriggs and Robert Hardy as Mrs. Jennings and Sir John Middleton

4 April 2013 | Queen Elizabeth II meets actor Robert Hardy at a reception for the British Film Industry at Windsor Castle in Berkshire, England. © Steve Parsons – WPA Pool/Getty Images

absolute-twaddle:

Timothy Sydney Robert Hardy, CBE, FSA.

I’m deeply saddened that the great Robert Hardy has passed away. He has and will continue to bring joy into my life and others’.

Rest in peace xx

wickedpotterpictures:

Raise your wands for Robert Hardy, who passed away at the age of 91, he portrayed Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic /*

jackymedan:

abbeyfangirl:

land-dolphin:

nevaehtyler:

destinyrush:

This is a dream come true 😭 Btw they’re longwear liquid pigments which means you can use them as foundation OR concealer and even mix them with other products. Besides, not only are they cruelty free, they are also fragrance, oil and paraben free!
YSL needs to take notes. Just saying 💁🏾

Their website

!!! boutta cop

*starts wearing foundation just to buy this*

For all my poc baes who haven’t found this!!

@sillie82

elodieunderglass:

jenroses:

explainingthejoke:

prehistoricsilverfish:

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

@explainingthejoke ?

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

These jokes! They’re so good!

Source: triss19

nonphallic-eclairs:

ayellowbirds:

theladytrickster:

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

Just checked, and he’s still alive! He’ll be 114 on September 15th.

Source: theladytrickster

owlturdcomix:

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

Source: shencomix

Nebula, how are you even doing this?

Please stop it.

I’ve been having a really rough time lately mentally, but my mom just shot me a text saying her pap smear came back negative, so that’s two years since the abnormal cells showed up that she’s been in the clear and I think that’s cause to celebrate.