If we’re ever messaging and you feel like I drop out of the conversation prematurely, I-like-I’m not trying to be rude or anything. I just have no idea how to tell when conversations have reached their natural conclusion and instead of doing whatever the internet equivalent is of standing there silent for half a minute then awkwardly shuffling away, I just sort of vanish when I can no longer formulate an articulate response to what you’ve said. 

I blame some sort of undiagnosed…social…something and years of watching movies and tv shows where characters hang up without saying goodbye.  

Ok I know I’m a hermit and all, but I feel like I’ve seen next to no advertisement for the Dark Tower movie and I just found out it comes out Friday. 

Is it all over TV and stuff and I just don’t see it because I’m a recluse with really good adblocking software? Or is it’s PR team taking a really long nap?