I’m so conditioned to not use Fire Exits, I’m not sure I’d think to use one during an actual fire.
I remember my parents getting into a huge blow up in the cinema because my father wanted to use the fire exit and my mother was afraid an alarm would go off.
Having been around when someone accidentally tried to go through a fire exit, I can confirm an alarm absolutely would have gone off.
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
On Sunday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was photographed enjoying a day with family and friends at his home in Island Beach State Park.
The beach is one of several of the state’s government-run beaches Christie closed amid an ongoing budget standoff in Trenton.
Aerial images captured by New Jersey newspaper the Star-Ledgershow the governor sunning himself in a sand chair in the middle of the deserted beach. Read more (7/3/17)
The Paradox Machine 