rage-on-against-the-dying-light:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

tumblr 2

https://tumblr2.webs.com/

its tumblr…2!

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen, the first post in the link is literally a cease and desist letter and im fucking dead

auntynessi:

alligalfandoms:

mynamelsbucky:

downwarddnaspiral:

hopeful-weirdo:

selfrescuingprincesssociety:

writlargefic:

p1ratew3nch:

wombatking:

jazz2midnight:

barefootdramaturg:

squirrelswithmakeup:

amuseoffyre:

Just had a thought for an action hero thing: 30-something woman hero is doing her ass-kicking thing. One day, her boss shows up at her door, and tells her she has to stand down, or there will be consequences. “Honey, it’s not that you’re too old. It’s just the public don’t like to see a woman of your age saving the day. It feels emasculating”.

So woman is stripped of her support team, fellow agents, and is pretty much put on the shelf. She tries to do heroing, but keeps getting cockblocked by younger women or superhero men she used to work alongside.

Just when she’s hitting rock bottom (and sitting in her house wearing pyjamas and eating ice cream), there’s a knock at the door. Judi Dench is standing there, and our heroine assumes it’s a charity collection.

“Oh no, dear,” Dench says, smiling. “We’ve come to recruit you.”

“Recruit me? For what?”

“To do what we do best: save the bloody world.”

And all at once she’s part of a covert ops team made of all the older women who have been retired and who currently are holding the reins of managing the world.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

I am here for this plan.

Oh, yes.

Of course, a few older women heroes and vigilantes don’t take the offer. Some are too embittered by the rejection they’ve faced and decide to show the world exactly why they’re still to be feared. 

Enter Judi Dench’s arch-nemesis, Dame Helen Mirren.

I need this like air

Look – here’s your casting call:

• Sigourney Weaver – 67
• Pam Grier – 67
• Lynda Carter – 65
• Linda Hamilton – 60 
• Angela Basset – 58 
• Michele Yeoh – 54
• Ming-na Wen – 53
• Famke Janssen – 52 
• Halle Berry – 50
• Tia Carrere – 50
• Carrie-Anne Moss – 49
• Lucy Lawless – 49
• Lucy Liu – 48
• Uma Thurman – 47
• Angelina Jolie – 41
• Milla Jovovich  – 41
• Sarah Michelle Gellar – 40

The Recruit:

• Jessica Alba – 36
• Emily Blunt – 34

I need this to happen!

There should be a whole bit about how uma and Lucy liu can never be in the same place because of an old grudge.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Betty White runs the whole Op and everyone reports to her.

I need this in my life.

Sign me up! I wanna watch this so much!!

frosted-snowflakes:

🙂

randomitemdrop:

1o9:

Item: sealed jar containing some brine and one random Muppet

squirrellygirlart:

ebett:

A ton of posts are now being flagged as sensitive content thanks to Tumblr’s new idea to make it adult content free. However, you can request a review so they can fix it. I know it’s tiring, and I know it’s not our fault that Tumblr can’t do a simple thing right, but I refuse to have any of my SFW creations being taken down just because Tumblr doesn’t know how to write an algorithm.

So here’s what you can do, even if you aren’t the OP.

Any post that has been flagged will show something like the image below at the top of the post, even if it’s a reblog.

If you’re the OP, a REVIEW link will show up at the right margin of the red bar where it says “Your post was flagged”. Click on it, and then click REQUEST REVIEW, like the image below.

After you’ll get a message in an orange bar saying “Your post is in content appeal”, meaning they’re evaluating whether their algorithm screwed up or not. If it was wrongfully marked as sensitive (and it most likely was), you’ll get an email being alerted to that your post is now visible to everyone again.

Alternatively, if you aren’t the OP, but your reblogs are flagged as well, (which in this case, you’ll see something like the image below in your flagged reblog), you can message the OP about it so they can request a review.

Please, don’t ignore this! It’s bad enough that adult content is being deleted because Tumblr can’t deal with p*rn bots, but having content that has absolutely nothing to with adult content being deleted as well can be fixed, even if we’re the ones who have to ask for said fix.

I am reblogging this cause I have no idea if any of my content has been flagged, so if it has, just shoot me a message so I can go check it and put it in review!