when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music
I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.
the god of chaos
What color is his shirt
I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND
He is a fucking bull riding stripper….
A WHAT
*in the distance*
That’s what I like about Texas
Worth it. (via welder22)
“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015
“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Word.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone
@mittiesue how did you do?
* crushed it
* Alton Brown forever and always
* mine are more spiritual paradoxes than conspiracy theories, but that counts in my book, so gottem
* absolutely
* i’m kind of in to crystals/cool rocks so maybe ???
* aw beans
5/6 ain’t bad.
Let’s see how I faired so far
-done it
-well damn. Gonna have to work on that
-sure. I’m particularly fond of the Lost Cosmonauts.
-lol yeah
-Definitely. Took that up in middle school
-yeaaaaaahhhhh
Ok so I have less than a year to find a favorite cooking show host. Gotta work on that.
Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh
A hobbit: o_o
Boromir: yes?
Hobbits: o_o o_o
Boromir: can i… Help you?
Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o
Boromir: …
Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o
Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable
Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<
Pippin: stars above your poor feet
Frodo: Pippin!
Merry: Aren’t they cold?!
Frodo: MERRY!
Pippin: They’re so small!
Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE
Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!
Frodo: I am most certainly no-
Sam: I am.
Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before
Boromir: I am putting my boots back on
Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!
Boromir: (slaps hand away)
Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!
Boromir:
Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw
Faramir: please don’t do that
I’ve thought up an ending for my book. ‘And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days.’ And I’m sure you will my dear friend.
The Paradox Machine 