theparadoxmachine:

I bought and downloaded all 3 (three) BBC radio dramatizations of Lord of the Rings with Ian Holm as Frodo so I could listen to them at work but now

Friends

Comrades

It’s new (to me) LOTR material

I am not ready.

I’m at the Choices of Master Samwise and it is so perfect I hate it. This might actually kill me.

theparadoxmachine:

I don’t want my quinoa. Quinoa is bullshit. Quinoa is lie.

I made it the same way I made my rice (and yes I rinsed) and it still tastes gross. And bland. And mind you, I added salt, garlic, and a buttload of herbs. And I cooked it in chicken broth.

I don’t like it. It’s boring and sad and definitely not the oreo milkshake I am currently craving.

And don’t tell me this shit is more filling than rice. I’ve eaten this stuff nearly every day for the last 2 weeks and I am nearly always starving about an hour later.

Quinoa can burn in hell.