Elijah’s Top 5 Characters/Performances (As voted by my followers)
#1. Frodo Baggins (The Lord of the Rings trilogy)
“I know what you would say. And it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.”
we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack
Alternative theory: Hobbits hate strangers ruining the chill vibes so much they intentionally give bad directions to throw people off.
Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too
Y’all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight
don’t threaten me with a good time
Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker
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It took me a ridiculous amount of time to figure out that in Lord of the Rings, “sister-son” and “sister-daughter” meant nephew and niece and not that something freaky was going on in Rohan.
The Paradox Machine 