accurate – The Paradox Machine

incorrect-tolkien:

Boromir: my god I can’t believe how cute hobbits are they’re just so wonderful I want to die they are the best creatures on this earth I want to die to protect them right now I can’t handle this-

Faramir: Wtf

Pippin: hi

Faramir: holy shIT-

hannahscribbles:

thepioden:

awed-frog:

By the way, just in case this helps someone –

COOKING – creativity is okay

BAKING – stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD – wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods

PASTRY – your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

well that’s fairly accurate

hermitknut:

thebibliosphere:

tangobullets:

#the sound of my mental health

i’m fucking CRYING

I’ve been tagged in this so many times, and it never ceases to be fantastic. Yes. Accurate.

I’m not sure of what, but it’s Accurate.

@beescream

tastefullyoffensive:

Texas in one tweet. (via livt33)