There’s a guy up here who always eats lunch in the break room at the same as me and he’s always loudly on his phone either talking or playing videos without head phones and the other day I saw him eating a corn dog with a knife and fork and I honestly do not know what to make of this guy.
Tag: also
Not to be an old man but what happened to ship names that were just the characters’ names with a / or x between them? Like I shouldn’t need to solve some kind of Dungeon Riddle to know what characters are in the ship, you don’t need to say “I ship Candy In The Wind,” no one knows what that is, just say Charlie Bucket/Avatar Aang
See the source for the whole comic, it’s brilliant.
This is why I am sometimes put off marriage because you’re also expected to go to work and bring in money (but not more than him). I don’t want to have to take care of another human being too.
THIS was my life and the moment I stopped doing everything, my whole house fell apart. ITS TOO MUCH!
The Paradox Machine 