My brother has this giant ass TV in his apartment that he is desperate to get rid of because it’s huge but not a flat screen so it’s a huge pain to move, and he offered it to me today to take with me when I move out.
My dude, I know you’re only offering this thing to me because it’s a monstrosity that you can’t unload on anyone else.
And I would be more than happy to take it off your hands.
The Paradox Machine 