DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE, 1931.
“God, I beg of you! Please, please get rid of Hyde for me so that I can live my life in peace! Also give me a nice boyfriend whilst you’re at it. Thanks.”
“…preferently, a boyfriend who likes goths… thank you.”
Henry, you have a perfectly good boyfriend right there. His name is Utterson and he loves you.
The Paradox Machine 