Omg I have to go to bed but

I gave Arthur his bedtime treat and I threw it to him like I always do but instead of catching it, he accidentally bunted it with his nose like a volleyball and it landed right back next to me.

I have never seen him look so confused and upset before. He stared at it for almost a minute in utter disbelief.

Then he crept over and picked it up and at this point I’m leaning against a door frame because I laughing so hard and he slinks back into the bedroom, pausing to look at me with this face that clearly says “It’s not funny Mom!”

Sorry buddy but it is.

Last night I was stretching my back on my yoga ball and of course Arthur was like

U OK MOM NEED HELP MOM I CAN HELP YOU MOM LET ME HELP MOM I’LL LICK YOUR FACE THAT’LL HELP YOU MOM I AM VERY HELPFUL

But then after about a minute of me trying to shove him away he stood next to me and did…a downward facing dog pose. He started stretching next to me. Like. He figured it out. He figured out what I was doing and was like

OH. WE ARE STRETCHING. KITTY, MOM IS STRETCHING. I CAN DO THAT TOO I WILL DO IT WITH YOU I AM VERY HELPFUL

My dog is adorable.

The only good thing about my AC going out is that Arthur has been lounging around with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth like an adorable goof. Unfortunately he doesn’t want me to take a picture of him like that for some reason, because he keeps having a complete tantrum every time I point my phone at him.