hoseph-christiansen:

canon: character is seen eating curly fries in one (1) episode

every fic in existence: they’ve never eaten anything besides curly fries in their entire life. their entire world revolves around curly fries. they sleep in a nest of curly fries and took a carton of them to junior prom. there’s always a backup fry in their pocket in case they become hypofrycemic

rabbitnebula:

shoutout to that time Khan had a scalpel at Bones’ throat, and Bones’ reaction was basically ‘boy i dare you to try it’, and Khan was like holy shit this guy is off it

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you can see the moment Khan realizes “my god, this man’s balls are enormous”.