I could never be in the Fellowship because when we got to Lothlorien and Galadriel started her mind-reading/weighing of the souls thing, she’d get to me and of course that would be when I got the most inappropriate song stuck in my head at the worst possible moment. So she would be trying to get an idea of how committed to the quest I am but instead she"d just get a mind full of

“It’s getting hot in here…so take off all your clothes….”

And then she would order her archers to kill me on the spot and you know what? That’s fair.