Drunk
relaxed
can’t get my ring off
have new phone and laptop and went shopping with my mom and have new things
Kids are mad. I got home late but they’re eating their dinner. Have to walk arthur
creepy neighbor out but he can eat me
Anyone want to see my haul? Got new birthday stuff
I’m wandering around singing Happy Birthday to myself. Mine is tomorrow. Gonna relaaaaaaaaaaaxxx hopefully. I don’t want to wake up early again. Sleepy.
good night
The Paradox Machine 