great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking
so great at witty comebacks
definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers
definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car
no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight
so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.
people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma
always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.
in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate
Right?? Like… I Hadn’t seen the PT and the OT for years before getting them on Blu-ray last year, so now I really see how Han’s cool, smooth, unflappably tough reputation is a severe exaggeration on the fandom’s part. Because he’s seriously the biggest doofus in these movies. And it’s adorable! The cynicism and the “I don’t need anyone” attitude is real, especially in ANH (and we’re going to be seeing more of the origins of this in Solo), but really a lot of what he tried to project to people is a lot of big talk, it was a front.
This comment ^^^ yes!!!! Sometimes seems that people forgot how Han is like.
*I love the “It’s not my fault” dramatic hand on the chest…extra af lol*
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