He is actually ridiculous.
Tag: horatio george
I’m so cute and so fluffy. I just cannot imagine how anyone could possibly be mad at a cute little kitty like me. I mean, look how cute I am.
Guess who kept me up all night having a kitty freakout? And guess who wedged his chunky butt under the coffee table after I accidentally left the door open while hauling a ceiling-tall bookshelf out to the moving truck? And guess who got stuck? And guess who scared the crap out of me making me think he ran off and went missing outside? And guess who just got a good stern talking to?
Yep. This guy.
Kits, this is adorably unnecessary. You’re getting your own crates to travel in. You don’t have to curl up in my suitcase.
Open Letter to My Cat
Horatio George,
WILL YOU STOP WEDGING YOUR CHUNKY BUTT UNDER TIGHT SPACES-YOU KNOW THAT SCARES YOUR PEOPLE-MOMMY-I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU MOVING THE BED AROUND BECAUSE YOU. WEREN’T. MOVING.
I know you don’t like your collar. I know you don’t like the move. I get it. But I DO NOT NEED YOU GETTING STUCK OR SUFFOCATING OR ACCIDENTALLY HAVING YOUR LITTLE KITTY NECK BROKEN BY ME MOVING FURNITURE YOU’VE WEDGED YOUR CHUNKY BUTT UNDER. I DO NOT NEED THAT KIND OF STRESS RIGHT NOW.
NOW TAKE YOUR FLUFFY BUTT ONTO THE BED AND I EXPECT TO SEE YOU THERE WHEN I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER AND COME TO BED. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Love,
Your People-Mom.
Getting up is so hard when he’s being so cute.
“I am only tolerating this because I know you’re sad.”
This btw is the reason I don’t buy my cats toys.
The water bowl was half empty, and my cat had an existential crisis.
Before vs After Adoption
Always adopt.
Always.
Can I add?
Arthur at the shelter:
Arthur now:
The cats the day I brought them home:
Look at these fluffy babies:
Always always always adopt
The Paradox Machine 