I HATE staples okay?
They waste so much metal and no one is going to recycle them-seriously, who does that?-so they are so wasteful, when you could just as easily use paperclips, which can be reused AND don’t need a special tool to remove, but why am I acting like my outrage against these sharp little bastards is for any reason other than the fact that I keep jamming up my damn scanner EVERY DAMN TIME I SCAN SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED A RANDOM 3 PAGES IN THIS FILE NEEDED TO BE STAPLED FOR NO REASON AND I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL MY STUPID SCANNER CHOKED ON IT.
The Paradox Machine 