Interior Decorator: Usually I’m so perceptive of people. Come on… what’s changed? Maxine: Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I’ve cut my hair.
Board Member: We’re a little concerned that your director is a drug addict. Maxine: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What’s your point?
Maxine: Never wear fire for a hat… I haven’t any idea what it means. I read it in a bathroom stall once and it stuck with me.
Maxine: By the way, I’m getting married a week from Saturday. I expect you to be there.
Sean Potter: A week from Saturday? Maxine, why are you getting married a week from Saturday?
Maxine: So I can have sex, Sean. Why else would anyone get married?
Amy : [after being shouted out, Maxine rushes into the kitchen] Mom, are you OK? Maxine : [trying not to laugh] Of course, but I am 65 years old, and my boyfriend’s mother hates me
Lauren Cassidy: What’s anorexia? Maxine: It’s a disease women get by reading magazines.
Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Lyudmila Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper credited with 309 kills, she is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history. She visited with President Franklin
Roosevelt, becoming the first Soviet citizen to be welcomed at the White
House. Afterward, Eleanor Roosevelt asked Lyudmila to
accompany her on a tour of the country and tell Americans of her
experiences as a woman in combat. Pavlichenko was only 25, but she had
been wounded four times in battle. ↳more х,х,х | gifs from Battle for Sevastopol 2015 trailer.
“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Word.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
The Paradox Machine 