Hey Slings and Arrows fandom

I want to start a new embroidery project and I want the next one to be a quote from Slings and Arrows. I’m looking for suggestions. Preferably from Oliver, maybe from Geoffrey. It can be funny or profound but preferably not to long as I’d like to finish it this century. Otherwise I’d do the entire Ophelia speech.

I also need someone to talk me out of using “My condolences on your limp dick” because it is all I can think of right now.