i mean – The Paradox Machine

aestheticsbecomeethics:

fricklefrackle171:

pochowek:

pochowek:

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

this is threatening!!

@aestheticsbecomeethics I love how you’re STILL going on about this honey theory 3 years later

IT IS NOT A THEORY @fricklefrackle171

(or it won’t be if I can get my hand on a corpse

with proper consent and all that

like a good archaeologist)

Does it need to have all the organs? I’m an organ donor but if you don’t need my liver or kidneys I’m game.

savagebooby:

strangebiology:

“Somewhere beyond the sea, somewhere, waiting for me, my lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go sailing.”

I cant believe this is an advert for alcohol lmao

Source: strangebiology

Source: blacktwittercomedy.com

I told my mom about the erotica. Jfc Mom.

longdistancewinner:

“It takes a special kind of hubris to put a ‘Go Vegetarian’ on your SUV.”

— Maxine Gray. Still brlliant.

polarbeary-archive:

Galavant episode 1: Richard is such a dick, someone save Madalena!

Galavant episode 8: Madalena is such a dick, someone save Richard!

babyprime:

hommeles:

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

me online vs me irl

norbury:

you know who reads shakespeare when they don’t have to? gay people

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

bethboxin:

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

I like musicals, ok? I really like musicals. I like opera. I’ve happily sat through both in person. I need you to understand this because

I HATE the musical in season 3 of Slings and Arrows. It’s like store brand RENT. And I’m not a fan of RENT. But I can see the appeal of RENT even if I don’t like it. And when I say store brand, I don’t mean Equate or like the Target store brand. Something that usually closely resembles the real thing without the fancy packaging. No I’m talking Family Dollar, made with lead-based paint, no seriously don’t eat those frozen fish sticks store brand.

It’s not good is what I’m saying.