Guess who kept me up all night having a kitty freakout? And guess who wedged his chunky butt under the coffee table after I accidentally left the door open while hauling a ceiling-tall bookshelf out to the moving truck? And guess who got stuck? And guess who scared the crap out of me making me think he ran off and went missing outside? And guess who just got a good stern talking to?
Yep. This guy.
The Paradox Machine 