I could never be in the Fellowship because when we got to Lothlorien and Galadriel started her mind-reading/weighing of the souls thing, she’d get to me and of course that would be when I got the most inappropriate song stuck in my head at the worst possible moment. So she would be trying to get an idea of how committed to the quest I am but instead she"d just get a mind full of

“It’s getting hot in here…so take off all your clothes….”

And then she would order her archers to kill me on the spot and you know what? That’s fair.

i-can-have-all-the-fandoms:

Can we talk about the scene in Fellowship of the Ring where Arwen first appears for a second?

Aragorn goes from “oh shit” to “really, Arwen?” in like three seconds. Like he’s scared one moment, and then he’s just fondly annoyed.

I appreciate this scene for so many reasons.

sappsorrow:

Middle Earth + text posts

part iii

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

firmly believe that the hobbit movies went out of their way to make Ori into a cute patootie just to make the scene in FOTR where they find his body 10 million times more upsetting.

reblog if you too have been personally victimised by the LOTR wiki

bobtheacorn:

‘You aren’t fit to walk any further. They shouldn’t have let you walk at all; but you must forgive them. So many dreadful things have happened in the City, Merry, that one poor hobbit coming in from battle is easily overlooked.’ (x)

Source: bobtheacorn

Your fave is problematic: Frodo Baggins

frodobaggins:

He’s not

He’s an angel

Source: liliaenbaggins

sittingonalog:

I needed Legolas helping Sam garden. Not an obvious friendship within the fellowship but one I’ve grown quite fond of

incorrect-tolkien:

Boromir: my god I can’t believe how cute hobbits are they’re just so wonderful I want to die they are the best creatures on this earth I want to die to protect them right now I can’t handle this-

Faramir: Wtf

Pippin: hi

Faramir: holy shIT-