the Hobbits, referring to Gandalf: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Frodo: He did?
the Hobbits: No, but are we going to wait around until he does?
Tag: lord of the rings
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Have yourselves a
little Christmas
Hahahahaha oops I accidentally watched Return of the King till the end and now I have The Feelings
Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh
A hobbit: o_o
Boromir: yes?
Hobbits: o_o o_o
Boromir: can i… Help you?
Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o
Boromir: …
Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o
Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable
Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<
Pippin: stars above your poor feet
Frodo: Pippin!
Merry: Aren’t they cold?!
Frodo: MERRY!
Pippin: They’re so small!
Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE
Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!
Frodo: I am most certainly no-
Sam: I am.
Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before
Boromir: I am putting my boots back on
Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!
Boromir: (slaps hand away)
Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!
Boromir:
Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw
Faramir: please don’t do that
The Paradox Machine 