Tag: mads mikkelsen

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iamnotswarley:

I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He

  • met his wife while playing a drag queen
  • spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington
  • gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like
  • can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear
  • knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage
  • went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work
  • is always, always nice to fans. 
  • ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.
  • is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.
  • threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.

also, he

  • has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.
  • also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.
  • still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.
  • joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games. 
  • went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.
  • did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.
  • also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.
  • wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.
  • once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.
  • proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.
  • avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.

Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will