Me: “Don’t get obsessive, don’t think about it so much, you only published it late last night, don’t worry so much about the response -”
Me, simultaneously: “DID THEY SEE IT DID THEY LIKE IT OH MY GOSH I HOPE THEY LIKED IT I WANT EVERYONE TO LIKE IT OH NO THIS ONE PERSON HASN’T RESPONDED TO IT YET OH GOD THEY HATE IT THEY I’M SURE THAT MUST BE IT-”