fangirl challenge: [3/11] friendships
…whether you like it or not, you have friends who love you and want to celebrate your life. We’re happy you were born!
You’re so cruel.
Tag: monk
Mr Monk vs the Captain 🙂
Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding [4.07]
Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, he’s not a real cop. He’s a stripper.
Adrian Monk: I don’t think so.
Natalie Teeger: Didn’t you see his badge? It says “Officer Feelgood.”
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, the guy’s got dollar bills sticking out of his belt.
Adrian Monk: I thought he’d lost his wallet.
“Can I tell you something? I am sick and tired of you talking like this, all these chess metaphors. Two women are dead, not chess pieces, Patrick. They’re human beings, I think they deserve better. Although, if you insist… Checkmate.”
— Adrian Monk, Mr. Monk and the Genius
“Hello? *bangs on door* Johnny, are you there? It’s Encyclopedia Brown ! Sally and I want our blue bike back! *sarcastically* And the name of your decorator.”
— Adrian Monk, “Mr. Monk on Wheels.” S7 Episode 11.
The Paradox Machine 