Tag: Nebula fae

Go ahead Nebula play it cool like you weren’t just crying piteously for me to let you in the bedroom after you got locked out and like you’re not going to hop up on the bed to snuggle with me because you’re a giant cuddle monster who only pretends to be a smooth rebellious loner I see through your lies .

Guys I don’t believe this but

I was having really bad cramps. I wasn’t even sure they were cramps. It felt like my abdominal muscles were tied in a knot. I laid on my back hoping that would help them relax. It didn’t. But then Nebula came over, stepped on me, then laid down over where the cramps were and, I swear I’m not making this up, the cramps instantaneously vanished.

My kitty has magical healing powers I swear.

I went to fetch Arthur for bed and dropped a treat on the ground. Nebula made a beeline toward it and I would have just let her have it but Arthur is like 8 times her size and just walked over and took it from her. Fair enough it was for him. But she was NOT happy. She smacked him in the face twice, once when he took it then went back for another when he was done. I got him to bed and she kept sniffing around the spot I dropped the treat looking for leftovers. The poor thing was so mad. I gave her and Horatio each a treat. She’s still sulky but I think that helped.

I just got home and Arthur in his excitement stepped on my foot. My foot with the busted toe. Again. Honestly if he’d stop stepping on me it’d probably be healed by now. I screamed a bit both because the thing is still tender and also in hopes that if he learns that it hurts a lot he’ll stop doing it.

He stepped back looking a bit upset (sorry buddy but that hurts!) A second latee I heard a meow and Nebula came running over and got in Arthur’s face and was glaring at him.

I can only interpret this to mean Nebula heard me yelp and scold Arthur and came running over to tell him off herself.