Tag: Nick Knight

“Come on, officer. Wake up and smell the donuts.”

Lisa finds Nick asleep on the couch surrounded by empty blood wine bottles and assumes he fell asleep drunk. 

I have no snarky commentary this time. I just thought this scene was really cute. 

He did it again! 

He’s got this kid staying with him, because some killers are after her. He tucks her into bed, then starts brooding over this other kid he bonded with as a vampire, and he changes out of his regular 90s street clothes, which look like this: 

And as soon as she was asleep, changed into his Vampire Broody Clothes in order to decant some blood into wine bottles, because this is totally an appropriate activity when a young child is literally less than 100 feet away from you, possibly not that sound asleep. Especially when you’ve been warned that she likes to wander off AND you’ve seen for yourself how precocious and strong-willed she is. 

But the weirdest part is he changed back into his street clothes to sleep on the couch. Maybe he didn’t want to disturb the girl by running in and grabbing some pajamas. 

Seriously though Nick. Why are you like this?