thirtysecofanything:

myobiyuki:

soohighrightmeow:

lehnsherr-xavierr:

prettypunkpurple:

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time

Social anxiety level: Being done with your test before anyone else but not wanting to get up and walk to the front of class, so you wait until someone else stands up.

Social Anxiety level: Editing the fuck out of everything you say mentally, so that you don’t come off as annoying for saying too much by including unnecessary details no one asked for or care about.

It’s crazy that I’ve done these things all my life and never even realized it wasn’t normal

jady2007:

loga-boga:

You will be.

💘💘💘

https://www.facebook.com/itsmarkhamill/

Source: loga-boga

ethan-scott-holmes:

Houdini : My mother’s chicken soup can cure anything.

adhighdefinition:

having a whole folder of stuff that you’ll “look at later” is adhd culture

adhighdefinition:

what is it with adhd kids and collecting stones

How to tell if it’s getting bad again:

thathighguy:

originalweirdough:

cosmic-noir:

honeycurl:

threebabies:

– sleeping too much or not at all
– eating too much or too little
– sounding disinterested in everything
– being spaced out a lot
– rambling a lot or not talking at all
– losing track of time
– making cynical comments, usually about yourself
– pushing people away
– tend to rubbing your eyes and head a lot
– avoiding eye contact
– always being shaky
– avoiding certain conversations

damn

Take care of yourselves and remember the signs, friends ❤

nitrosplicer:

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

porcupine-girl:

pardonmewhileipanic:

trashgender-neurotica:

Executive dysfunction isn’t just for things you don’t want to do. I’ve been meaning to go get ice cream for like an hour now.

this is too fucking real tho

I spent two hours the other night intending to watch TV and never did it.

This is the difference between procrastination and executive dysfunction.

oak23:

Andrew Lloyd Webber: I’m going to write a musical about an ugly fuck composer who is in love with a woman who is too young for him, and how this composer writes a musical that would thrust this young woman into stardom and it humanises this man a lot but it focuses on romantic love

Sarah Brightman: divorces Andrew Lloyd Webber

Andrew Lloyd Webber: Okay so Love Never Dies is about a composer who totally fucked his romantic interest and is totally successful and has a great business and also the girl dies in some version

218poundingtons:

I went to see ENO’s latest production of The Mikado last week and it was absolutely amazing. I believe I’m right in saying it was the first Jonathan Miller Mikado since Richard Angas’ passing 2 years ago.
Anyway, by complete coincidence I found this gem recording by another recently deceased Mikado, Sir Christopher Lee.