i don’t have like the worst url for this blog but it’s so tempting to use some of the other ones i have like….
by that i mean: wegowas and lesbianmeriadoc and lesbianperegrin and femmefrodo
i swear if you change to wegowas your blog is automatically being added to my “cursed lotr posts” compilation. but like. not just a post. your whole blog.
So there I was, upside down on my yoga ball, trying to work the pain out of my lower back, when I look to my right and see the lower half of my horror section of my library. This is the closest my books have to a Shelf of Shame as I tend to order fiction with my favorites toward the top shelf. And there I see my Anne R*ce books (censored because I don’t want her to sue me). Now as my snark at her expense might tell you, I’m not much of a fan. But my dad had these in his possession when he died and I’m a horror fan so I thought I’d hang onto them. His copies of Lest!t and Interview with a Vamp were pretty well worn but I saw a trilogy I was unfamiliar with and had never cracked open. It’s less than a month before my dad’s Deathiversary and its been on my mind I figured screw it and cracked it open.
So anyway that’s how I learned I’ve been playing host to some of my late father’s erotica for the last nine years.
And I took pictures but I decided not to post them you’re welcome
(Tbf these books looked like they’d never been read but fuck me come on.)
occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.
today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.
how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just