I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u
me: is sad
me: remembers that george washington’s doctor recommended that he take some time and relax for his health so naturally the most relaxing thing he could think of doing was taking alexander hamilton and thomas jefferson fishing with him which went about as well as you’d expect
me: still sad but now i’m laughing through the pain
canon: character is seen eating curly fries in one (1) episode
every fic in existence: they’ve never eaten anything besides curly fries in their entire life. their entire world revolves around curly fries. they sleep in a nest of curly fries and took a carton of them to junior prom. there’s always a backup fry in their pocket in case they become hypofrycemic
Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…
One of my favourite things about garak and bashir’s first onscreen encounter is knowing that while alexander siddig was thinking about how intimidating it was to be working with such an experienced and skilled actor andrew robinson was thinking “he’s hot, i’m gonna go for it”
The Paradox Machine 