vulnavia:

grubstaking:

the beginning: wow i am so down to watch all 1200+ episodes of this campy horror soap from the 60s what could possibly go wrong?

halfway through: wow i am too fucking invested in all of these characters, but every time this show is about to do something cool, it undercuts its own plots for weird sexist bullshit wow disappointing

1840: i am never touching this trash pile again*

movies: ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT CUT DOWN TO AN HOUR AND A HALF

is this not the universal ds experience