we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh
yes
I remember in Grade 6 we got a skeleton for our classroom. We got it all out of the box, hooked the sections together, and hung it on it’s stand. The boys looked it up and down, and one of them finally said, “I guess it must have been a girl.”
The teacher leafed through the documentation, read for a moment, and replied, “The paperwork says he was a male, age 50 or greater.”
The boys were firm. “No, loon, it’s a girl.”
“What am I looking for?” asked the teacher. “The ribcage is…”
“There’s no bone for <i>that.</i>,” another boy interjected, while a third one gestured around in the hollow pelvis.
The teacher was very quick and firm getting us girls to stop giggling long enough to explain to the eleven-year-old boys that there was no such thing as a penis bone.
Well there is, just not in humans.
I worked for a Halloween store this year and we had a skeleton morph suit for adult men that had an erect penis bone attached to it affectionately named “skeleboner”
One day, me, my manager, and my assistant manager were all up at the counter and this guy walks in, looks real concerned and then turns to us and nervously asks
“Uh where are your. Adult costumes?”
And i speak up and say “this whole right hand side of the store is adult costumes, kids are to the right.”
And he took a step closer and he whispered “where is your skeleton penis?”
And me, my manager, and my assistant manager just quietly, straight faced point to it across the store.
As of today “wheres your skeleton penis?” Is one of the best questions ie ever been asked
I look away from this website for 2 seconds….
You can determine the sex of a skeleton by looking at the pelvis, but not like that. And it’s not 100% reliable. Female pelvises tend to be wider and have a wider, rounder pubic arch, while male pelvises tend to be narrower with a narrow triangular pubic arch. Though some human females have narrower hips, and some males have wider ones, so like I said it’s not 100%. And this is called (according to my anthropology professors) “sexing” the skeleton because apparently no one’s around to tell anthropologists no.
No joke – one of my professors had a student that wouldn’t stop saying sexting the skeleton instead.
I sometimes try to tell from fake skeleton’s because I’m just as weird as the rest of you.
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