people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
if these were vipers it would be a different story, but dude. these are pythons. look at their puppy faces. a bite from these guys is probably less painful than a bite from your dog.
Aren’t snakes that big pretty chill anyway?
People scared of snakes are dumb
I get the cash AND steal the snakes and build them a sweet as fuck snake habitat to live in with my $$$$
The Paradox Machine 