Me: Hey Self?
Self: Yup?
Me: What is going on?
Self: What now?
Me: I thought, romantically speaking, we were more or less anti-facial hair?
Self: yeah….
Me: So what’s up with us finding bearded men attractive all of a sudden?
Self: ummm….
Me: *sigh* OK we’re still on the same page about mustaches right?
Self: Oh yeah no worries there.
Me: …alright then.
(No hate to any mustachioed persons, you do you, I just…had a bad experience.)
The Paradox Machine 