shameless selfie – The Paradox Machine

Pretty girls

I almost forgot to mention I cut my hair. I’m growing out my natural hair color and most of the black is gone. So I guess the Princess of Darkness has gone on a hellish crusade, Apocalyptic Joan of Arc, at your service.

(Also I can’t stop shaking my head and flipping my hair around because it’s so fluffy but I need to stop. It keeps making me dizzy.)

I took a hot bath instead of going to bed and he is so mad at me.

In an effort to focus less on makeup and more on skin care, not because I don’t like wearing makeup anymore but because I’m pushing 30 and because I haven’t had a lot of time for makeup lately, I got this brightening radiance face mask.

Did it work? Is my face suitably radiant?

In the event that my face is not suitably radiant, please enjoy an adorable picture of my cat.

Guess who finally got her hair done.

I wasn’t going to post this until I realized my skull Virgil is staring at you from the bottom left corner.

This day has done things to me. Done things to me and done things to my eyeliner.

Well I was gonna show you guys how cute I looked today but once again the camera on my phone hates me.

I wasn’t going to post this because my stupid lip gloss kept smearing everywhere, but then I realized that I am literally whiter than the wall behind me.

Amazing.

I was just feeling pretty the other day.