trek-tracks:

Bones: Hey, Spock

Spock: Doctor.

Bones: I got you something. *produces a tribble with small fangs*

Bones: I engineered this one. It’s a sehlatribble.

Bones: You can call it Mini-chaya.

Bones: …do you like it?

Spock: *petting the sehlatribbble and trying not to sob mathematically* It’s…it’s fine