hoseph-christiansen:

canon: character is seen eating curly fries in one (1) episode

every fic in existence: they’ve never eaten anything besides curly fries in their entire life. their entire world revolves around curly fries. they sleep in a nest of curly fries and took a carton of them to junior prom. there’s always a backup fry in their pocket in case they become hypofrycemic

freakphilosophyaccident:

gayharoldfinch:

snowgall:

Post by Michael Carr: twitter.com/MrMike_62/status/931598887986565120

Your friends from the 1960s South said roughly the same when this happened. Don’t let the turbo-lift doors hit you on the way out.

this wasn’t even the first gay kiss on star trek!

I don’t understand why any bigot would watch Star Trek in the first place. Have they ever even seen any of it?

jacensolodjo:

“Julian, Zimmerman is going to file a report saying that Doctor Bashir is unsuitable for computer modelling because of his suspected genetically enhanced background.

Do you know what’s going to happen when that report gets back to Starfleet Medical?”

“There’s going to be a formal investigation which will lead to my eventual dismissal from the service.”

“Then it’s true? You’re–”