Of course! Of course some of the first talking dolls were invented by Thomas Edison. And of course they were absolutely terrifying and scared children. Of course. Because dolls are horrible and Edison was one of history’s great supervillains and of course he would do something as monumentally evil as inventing talking dolls.
Oh and they sounded even worse as the doll aged? What a shock!
Internet @me: Heyyyy wanna hear what the dolls sounded like?
No! No I do not!
The Paradox Machine 