The painkiller I’m taking is caustic enough to burn a whole in your esophagus. 

Pros: I have to drink like a liter of water each time to make sure it goes down properly so I am more hydrated than I have ever been.

Cons: Having to pee literally ever ten minutes wtf

Because my health insurance is crap and I can’t afford anything, I’ve been putting off my monthly breast checks for over a year, because I was terrified of finding something and not being able to do anything about it. It’s especially bad because there’s breast cancer on both sides of my family. 

Well I finally told myself to suck it up and do it, so I felt myself up today, and didn’t find anything. 

Now if only I can get up the courage to actually get myself checked out by a professional, if only to get my insurance company and my mom to stop bugging me about it.