I thought for a second how awesome it would be to have a crossover between Twin Peaks and Dark Shadows then I realized that makes absolutely no sense. I think I just want to see Albert Rosenfield call Barnabas an idiot to his face.

suzat:

worriedaboutcoop:

Special Agent Doctor Albert Rosenfield

{{I need to go back and read the Coop tapes book b/c apparently he’s very scared of medical professionals which is not a thing I remember knowing.  Also, some of the previous poster’s comments are ❤

#may I direct your attention to the third gif  #and how he’s breathing on the stethoscope to warm it up  #MISTER CYNIC WE SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES  #we see all your dick moves and raise you all the tiny moments where you are so caring it HURTS  #I mean look at how worried he looks in the last one  #if you don’t see through Albert’s act I cannot help you tbh}}