Me @ me can you not

I’m super tired and hissy again today as in

Because my creatures kept me up all night and my allergies are really bad and I guess I started dissociating on the stairs up to my boss’s office – idk I suddenly felt unreal like what if this is a dream and I’m still asleep and I’m late for work and going to get fired – and I nearly broke my damn neck when I missed a step.

It’s real alright.