Pearl loved Richard with all her heart and nothing will convince me otherwise.
My phone autocorrected Madalena to Magdalena and my tags look stupid as a result.
There’s a guy up here who always eats lunch in the break room at the same as me and he’s always loudly on his phone either talking or playing videos without head phones and the other day I saw him eating a corn dog with a knife and fork and I honestly do not know what to make of this guy.
Oh god.
I thought they somehow managed to reboot the hard drive. This is arguably actually worse.
Fuck. Fuck.
FUCK.
They triggered the update from Window 8 to Windows 8.1 that I have been avoiding for literally years.
WHY
Things absolutely nobody wants to hear from the guy fixing the internet: when did you move in, followed by how long a lease did you sign, followed by “you’re going to have a lot of problems.”
Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
The Paradox Machine 