Tag: why am i like this

I could never be in the Fellowship because when we got to Lothlorien and Galadriel started her mind-reading/weighing of the souls thing, she’d get to me and of course that would be when I got the most inappropriate song stuck in my head at the worst possible moment. So she would be trying to get an idea of how committed to the quest I am but instead she"d just get a mind full of

“It’s getting hot in here…so take off all your clothes….”

And then she would order her archers to kill me on the spot and you know what? That’s fair.

Following actors around in their different roles is one of the Worst Things About Me because now my fandom crossover is so stupid. 

Every time I watch Slings and Arrows, I keep wanting to call Oliver the Ghost with the Most but I can’t because that kind of reference is comedically useful to absolutely no one but me. 

Me: I should really have a marathon of Guillermo del Toro’s movies in honor of him winning the oscar. I’ll start with Hellboy, I like that one a lot. Plus it’s not as heavy as some of the other movies.
My Mental Bullshit: What? You want to watch stuff with David Hyde Pierce?
Me: No? That’s not what I-
MMBS: Watch Frasier!
Me: That doesn’t have anything to do with-
MMBS: Dude. You are not mentally equipped to watch Crimson Peak right now.
Me: Okay but –
MMBS: And you really aren’t mentally equipped for John Hurt’s death scene.
Me: Still-
MMBS: WATCH FRASIER!
Me: Goddammit.