THAT PICTURE WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY TO ME. NEVER.
Someone marked this as sensitive, I can’t believe it
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OR, maybe, just maybe, and hear me out here, MAYBE the actual reason is that not as many people in this day and age feel a pressing urge to spend money on mediocre food at an exploitative business just because some boobs are under a t-shirt in the same room?
This promise was an exciting novelty only to a pre-internet and wealthier generation which simultaneously felt far less shame in leering at or catcalling women but far more shame in looking at porn. Hooters was softcore pseudo burlesque for married Christian men and the culture permitting its success will likely never be repeated and shouldn’t be.

“Ray-Ray, are you still mad I cleaned your ears?”
“Yes.”
“Is that why you’re getting fur all over my socks?”
“Yes.”
“Okay that’s fair.”
“Verbal violence is violence.”
-Bless this show
Last night I was stretching my back on my yoga ball and of course Arthur was like
U OK MOM NEED HELP MOM I CAN HELP YOU MOM LET ME HELP MOM I’LL LICK YOUR FACE THAT’LL HELP YOU MOM I AM VERY HELPFUL
But then after about a minute of me trying to shove him away he stood next to me and did…a downward facing dog pose. He started stretching next to me. Like. He figured it out. He figured out what I was doing and was like
OH. WE ARE STRETCHING. KITTY, MOM IS STRETCHING. I CAN DO THAT TOO I WILL DO IT WITH YOU I AM VERY HELPFUL
My dog is adorable.
not-shakespearian-if-you-lose:
Sean Potter (Timothy Omundson) – Judging Amy
5/?
“You know what I read the other day? That Denver, Colorado is moving closer to San Francisco, California by an inch every ten years… An inch every ten years. That’s the way the Rocky Mountains were formed, and that’s the way the world changes. Not by stamping your foot to get your way. Not even by the bang of a gavel. It’s by the choices that we make, you know, all the time. You do what you think is right, every time. Slowly, the world starts to change. That’s how we leave our imprint on life – an inch every ten years.”
— Maxine Gray, Judging Amy

