my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this
so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that
It’s not that I’m unhappy to see David Marciano in this show. It’s that his typing is so hilariously fake that it’s impossible to take him seriously.
I almost forgot to mention I cut my hair. I’m growing out my natural hair color and most of the black is gone. So I guess the Princess of Darkness has gone on a hellish crusade, Apocalyptic Joan of Arc, at your service.
(Also I can’t stop shaking my head and flipping my hair around because it’s so fluffy but I need to stop. It keeps making me dizzy.)
The Paradox Machine 