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Fuck this movie and fuck this clinic for making wait this long so I had to watch this movie.

I don’t know what is playing on the tv in this waiting room but it’s got a butt load of sled dogs in it. Not a Dief amongst them. Ngl I’d feel better if it were Due South.

Oh yeah Arthur finally realized Horatio was on his bed and threw a tantrum. He finally scared him off and then laid down on the bare wood floor. Rude.

My shoulder has been acting up for nearly a month. I just made an appointment to get it looked at. Have I mentioned I have a medical phobia?

I want to throw up. But that’d hurt my shoulder more.

mr-monk:

“Monk: I happen to believe that all men are brothers. Every man’s bent antenna… diminishes me.
Natalie Teeger: What are you talking about?
Monk: I don’t know.”

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lokispriestess:

yesterdaysprint:

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, September 20, 1925

women for at least the last 80 years: don’t call me pet names if you don’t know me, it’s demeaning

men: oh all of a SUDDEN you can’t call a waitress “sweetheart” or “dear” what is this NEW feminist bullshit

everybody about any guy over 40: oh he’s from a different time, it was normal back then! He doesn’t mean anything by it!

Source: yesterdaysprint

wishcritter:

bearynice:

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

dorkshadows:

theparadoxmachine:

sulemania:

raptorific:

“Pulling off a clown disguise to reveal he’s still a clown underneath” is hands-down the funniest thing the Joker ever did

@dorkshadows do you have that gif of Charles Dance’s Phantom? You know the one.

I know exactly the one 😉