This makes my blood boil..They really do not gaf about poor people..
Rest in peace Yeweinisht Mesfin. You won’t be forgotten.
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It has arrived!
I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
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the court finds you breached your duty of care
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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
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only a partial judgment for you
Oompa loompa doopity doubt,
The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
OTP test: which one is the fuck-up, and which one spite-cultivates an entire memorial garden of the other’s mistakes
Hugh Laurie talks about Comicon fans.
THE BIG ENEMY IN THIS WORLD IS APATHY
God bless you, Sir
Right, This has gone by my dash about a hundred times, and now I need to reblog it, because: YES. Love, engagement and joy should be celebrated.
Awwww. ❤
Christopher Plummer as Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music (1965)
Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated
That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
LMAO
S I N
IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
Oh my god. It’s 10:55. I barely have any caffeine in my blood stream. If you are going to refuse to chew with your damn mouth closed at least wait until the afternoon because I cannot handle your mouth noises this early.
The Paradox Machine 