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Paul Reubens in South of Heaven West of Hell

I’m not saying you don’t wear it well. I’m just saying you shouldn’t do it again.

Raspberry Cream Cheese Crescent Ring

Raspberry Cream Cheese Crescent Ring is easy and gorgeous; plus, the taste of raspberries, cream cheese, and buttery crescent rolls combined can’t be beat.

https://butterwithasideofbread.com/raspberry-cream-cheese-crescent-ring/

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

hemlock-in-the-cocktails:

a-candle-for-sherlock:

darlingdetectives:

holmes probably has a lovely smile. like this ‘cold and creepy’ shit i see? wrong. invalid.

mitchtheguitarist:

depression culture is switching between doing buzzfeed quizzes, watching vine compilations on youtube, scrolling netflix for 45 mins then watching 20 mins of a movie u loved as a kid before getting bored and going back to doing buzzfeed quizzes

robinade:

anderwelt:

WATCH IT TILL TO END

Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

rgfellows:

kulekrizpy:

quousque:

chocolatecastleinthesky:

queen-of-the-kingdom:

I found out something amazing that the Latin nerds have been keeping from us

I would like to make it clear that Latin nerds hide this out of concern for others.

who got out the archaic smile PUT IT BACK

Ah the archaic smile. My favorite is the dying guy:

“Well, this sure is a pickle, isn’t it! Ha ha!”

Source: queen-of-the-kingdom

It’s really cold in here and Nebbie is curled up under the blankets and pressed up against me. So cute. I don’t want to get up.

captainlordauditor:

sonorankid:

sonorankid:

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

“She was born deaf because Satan made her that way cuz I’m not supposed to have anything I like.”

Fuck this movie

Omg it’s so long. And makes no sense.